- timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
- connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
- colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
- gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date
how to spot a fuckboy:
- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
- relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
- looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
- can’t find the clitoris
fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know
According to Irish folklore, Jack-o-lanterns are inspired by a lost soul named Jack who made a lantern with a flame and a carved turnip so he could search the Earth for a final resting place. Source
Félicien Rops - Parodie humaine, 1881.
do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and you’re just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude
I had watched a pair of blue birds in my front yard for weeks.
They had been making a nest.
I watched them carry sticks, and quickly go back for more.
I listened to them chirp and sing, and fly all around.
I was excited to see that new life would be coming to my yard!
My heart broke when I found him laying among my flowers,
He seemed perfect.
No bite marks, nothing.
I know one of my cats must have killed him,
but there is no visible damage.
I was taken by his beauty.
Bright blue feathers, shining iridescent in the sunlight.
Such a lovely creature!
I gathered an array of flowers from all around.
I arranged them in many ways, none seemed right, besides this.
All these flowers grow in the area they were building a nest.
I felt I had to show my love and admiration for him.
Every animal deserves respect,
in life and in death.
Do y’all know how fucking sad this makes me? leave people alone. This literally made me cry. FUCKING LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE?! I hate this world. Too fucked up, even for me
and she is beautiful. people fucking suck!
Her IG is @princess_harlequinn!! (via @missjia) Feel free to head over and show this beauty some love. ☺️
THANK YOU! Everyone better show her a whole loootttaa love
This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.
Force kids in school to read crappy, overrated books that are “the best books ever written” solely because they’re “classics” and then call those kids idiots because those aren’t the kind of books they like to read and sit back and wonder why we have a nation full of multiple generations worth of people who willfully and proudly refuse to read.